Aging Truant Officer & The Iranian Diaper Crisis - Episode 24 - Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show
Heard live on KABC AM790 9-30-18.
A near 80 year old truant officer is not hired at an unorthodox school (The University) for geniuses. The school never takes applications, and prefers to recruit the living and dead if they are sufficiently odd. Officer Lines' career highlight was providing immunity to Gerber's younger brother (Lemur, Jr.) in exchange for information on truants and pedophilles the Lemur Brothers had intelligence on because they ran the online portal to the internet when it was a dial-up system in the early to mid-1980s at which time Brett Kaughavagan was exposing himself which led to many Trump and otherwise red jokes on this particular episode.
Gerber and Lines move onto the Iranian Diaper Crisis Burning Man, incidents of alcoholism at work, and job quits due to commuttes.
Episode 23 - Non-Human Religious Discrimination at Work - Karl Gerber Workplace Lawyer Show KABC790
Skinlit appears on the Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show claiming religious discrimination from Nouvella Vague Gaming where he is a character in a VR game. He is a member of the Lemon Drops, a religious sect residing below the surface of the earth. Gerber and Skinlit ultimately do a duet of Why Can't We Live Together juxtapositioning names of famous guests such as Rhemus and Demus Helms, Cindy D., P a J Butt Crack, III, Star Light and Star Bright. This is comedy radio with a bent on California employment law.
Episode 22 - Depo Prep for Sexual Harassment, Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer
Heard on KABC AM790 9-16-18. The deponent is advised to bring a lot of cash to her deposition for parking, lunch, and pain relievers. She ponders whether she should leave for Century City after the Culver City radio show recording, or leave her home 12 miles away in North Hollywood before 4 AM to get to the 10:00 A.M. Deposition. She also questions why she hired Dombass to represent her on a mixed contingency/hourly fee. This is weekly sketch comedy that relates to California employment law and Los Angeles.
Episode 21 - Phone Sex Operator Fired Getting Daughter From School When Suspended
Cindy D. has been fired from her job at Underground Operators where she is a phone sex operator. She had to pick up her daughter twice when she was suspended from school. She missed another day enrolling her daughter, who tested gifted, in a new school for the highly gifted. Cindy D. appeared on Episodes 3 and 6. This episode of the Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer show was broadcast on KABC AM790 9-9-18 before a live Los Angeles and Southern California audience. This is comedy that deals with workplace situations.
Star Bright considers a class action against her employer, Mildew Rentals, because she is being paid sub-minimum wage, not paid for overtime, and receiving an illegal rent credit because it exceeds the lawful limits of a rent credit in California. Otherwise, she is enjoying married life with Chap Shtick, but generally unsure of just about everything including whether Hinita Orchid Helms is alive or dead notwithstanding attending her funeral.
Episode 19 : MISSED MEAL BREAKS DUE TO REQUIRED MASSAGES
Chap works for Cyclops Security managing a database of each sanitary napkin the US Army distributes in Afghanistan before XIO415 (the company that bored an employee to death in episode 17) bought it out. His manager Molly Machete (ex-water boarder) demands pressure services on her back 5 minutes into his lunch breaks. The first two hours of the shift he must speak to the General in charge of the Afghan Conflict so he cannot take rest breaks. The neighboring business Nouvelle Vague Novelty Toys' antics prevent his rest break before his meal break. This poor man learns he missed statutes of limitations when he went to the Labor Board and won only because XIO415's lawyers put the hearing officer into a near slumber.
Episode 18 - Sleazy Lawyer Dombass Rips Clients Off & Works in Nuru Massage Clinic
Dombass' office is in back of a nuru massage clinic founded by a famous nuru nurse. The nurse and Rhemus Helms conceived Hinita Orchid Helms in the very chair Dombass now uses to rip off clients, and receive occasional massages. Gerber cannot reconcile Dombass' lack of ethics and learnings of the law. Gerber demands that Dombass pay restitution to the clients he has taken advantage of. Broadcast live 8-19-18 KABC Radio AM 790, Los Angeles California.
Episode 17 : Employee is Literally Bored to Death
Comedy radio, Karl Gerber Workplace Lawyer show heard on 790 AM KABC every Sunday 7:00 to 8:00 Pacific Time! Third party neutral investigator (although paid exorbitantly by both sides) investigates a case of death by boredom in the workplace. The victim is at least one of the people Rhemus Helms has fathered. A workers compensation specialist comments on the willfully boring work environment. A clinical pathologist from Harvard opines the blocked exit door might not have made a different because what was on the other side of the door was equally boring. Questions remain. Will they be answered in the next episode?
Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show Broadcast 8-5-18. Young woman with bad credit claims she quit her job for a $250,000 a year candle designing gig at Nouvelle Vague Novelty Toys. Was she let go because the candles she pirated didn't mask the smell of living in her Prius because she couldn't find a place to live in the Los Angeles Beach Communities? Learn about at-will employment, employment contracts, fraud, and the importance of not telling somebody else's story.
Episode : 15 WHAT IS A DISABILITY AND WRONGFUL TERMINATION? P a J BUTT CRACK, III
Nouvelle Vague Novelty Toys continues their layoffs. Rhemus Helms provides a cosplay coyote to dynamite their warehouse. In moving to a virtual warehouse which is no warehouse at all, P a J Butt Crack, III complains selling couples underwear for $39.99 that will never ship is fraud and not a joke worth $39.99. He also suspects he may have been fired for an unusual syndrome a chiropractor coined. Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer tells P a J it is going to be hard to prove he was fired for a disability or his complaints of fraud being that the entire liliputian warehouse he managed was dynamited. Moreover, P a J is not making any efforts to find comparable employment, but instead wants to be a concert pianist despite not being able to read music.
Episode : 14: AGE DISCRIMINATION - DEMUS HELMS
Comedy radio involving a 72 year old artist being laid off from a novelty toy company. Heard live on the Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show on KABC AM790 7-23-18. Demus is Rhemus' brother, the man whose genital was infringed, heard on earlier episodes.
Episode 13 : Workers Compensation Rights
Workers Compensation Specialist, Sef Krell is interviewed by Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer on KABC 790. Gerber asks Krell many of the important questions the public needs to know about workers compensation. The value of workers compensation cases, the process of obtaining a doctor, the neutral evaluation process for a claim, work stress claims, and multiple body part injuries are among the topics discussed.