Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show Episode 36 - Broadcast 12-23-18 KABC AM 790
Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer goes to New York to find Myron Alfombra pronounced Matting. Alfombra aka Matting send an impostor on Episode 35 & Egdon Webis randomly appeared when Matting was improperly served a subpoena by Dombass. There is an improper re-enactment of the French Connection and Bullit car chases.
Episode 35: Egdon Webis Drops in by Mistake
Myron Alfombra pronounced Matting has been subpoenaed to the show by Dombass, the inept lawyer, who doesn't realize subpoenas are for legal cases. Egdon Webis wanders in looking for an egg while his dog is socializing across the street. He also hopes to meet Dr. Zhivago who hosts a talk show about useless vitamins but not on KABC.
Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show Episode 34 - KABC AM790 - Imposture Appears
Myron Alfombra of Queens Carpets (they make ever growing berber rugs for townhouses and toupees out of the same material) is supposed to appear in order to answer certain questions. Instead, an imposture comes. The professional imposture tells stories about his famous gigs including a Vanishing Point tale about driving of a truck that ended up containing product from Rhemus Helms. There is also much talk about 1970 Dodge Challengers, employee stock options, truant officer Fred Lines' sting operation at a hot yoga studio, and other related and on-point matters.
Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Takes Live Callers on Episode 33 - KABC AM 790 - Comedy Radio
Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer decides to take live call ins. The first caller turns out to the Rosa Santos Rosenstein. She is not looking forward to a retrial after the mistrial when Rhemus Helms tried to joust Molly Machete to see who would be the jury foreperson. The second caller is a Southern Belle who apparently dated Pumpkin Head (at least once during a hoot at Rhemus Helms' Ranch). The third caller is Dombass. He got a free ever growing berber toupe from Queens Carpet for looking into the lawsuit Angie (the angry one from Episode 31) wants to bring for genetic discrimination on account of her being predisposed to niceness. The whole live caller scenario didn't quite work out like Gerber hoped.
Episode 32: 25th Anniversary Special Guest Rhemus Helms Discloses How His Penis Was Infringed
Rhemus Helms helps Karl Gerber celebrate his 25th year anniversary as an employee lawyer. It is discovered that on the same day Gerber was sworn in as a California lawyer an unauthorized mold of Rhemus Helms' genital was taken at a New York party at the Hotel Delmonico by a man with a bad Chucky hairdo. This man was hard up for cash because two of his casinos had just gone bankrupt. Adult novelty toy company Adin & Elvira paid the man $5,000,000 for the mold. The rest is history. Gerber attempts to discuss changes in employment law since 1993, but Rhemus Helms' antics tend to dominate the conversation.
3 minutes to 11 minutes is the most bizarre comedy sketch ever. You must listen to it and share it with anybody opposed to our current administration and/or persons interested in comedy, urban myths, far out stuff, and anything remotely cool.
Broadcast Live on KABC AM790, Los Angeles Commercial Radio 11-25-18
Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show Episode 31 - Guest Gives Crystal Meth Recipe to Create Anger
Angie is fired from Anger, Incorporated because she, "Doesn't have it anymore." She believes she has a genetic condition that makes her happy and/or nice. She was denied a transfer to the Happy Squad because that would be worse than Mitch McConnell cozying up to Nancy Polosi at a Crosby, Stills, Et. Al. concert. Angie demonstrates the job of agitator by giving out the formula for making crystal meth because the opinion leaders listening to Talk Radio 790 KABC will discourage future meth heads from wanting to get involved when their hear crystal meth is made up of Dranyo and other toxic chemicals.
Karl Gerber Workplace Lawyer Show that aired 11-18-18 on KABC 790AM
Episode 30: Soldier Escorts Chap Shtick to Korea - Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show KABC 790 AM
Comedy radio in which it is determined having access to Chap Shtick's database that tracks each sanitary napkin is what now makes a nation a first world country. The soldier is fired from his job for gong on this particular mission. He was also disciplined for helping fight California wild fires while serving, and deterring California Poppy smugglers who come to the California Poppy Festival in Lancaster. The soldier is unique and amusing. Aired live 11-11-18 on KABC 790 AM.
Episode 29: Mad Judge After Rhemus Helms
Comedy Radio on the Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show. Judge Beezu batted grapes with her shaky finger before her courtroom was destroyed when Rhemus Helms and Molly Machete rode their horses into the jury room in order to joust for the role of foreperson in the Santos Rosenstein v. Glickman controlled standby lawsuit Dombass ineptly defended, but the Plaintiff's lawyer had an exhibit that was umm, hmm, ah. The 14th Amendment with due process and equal protection is dear to both Gerber and Judge Beezu, but it remains unclear whether Gerber redirected Judge Beezu in life without a courtroom. Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show Aired 11-4-18 KABC 790AM
Episode 28: Halloween Radio Show About Vintage Los Angeles - KABC AM790 Karl Gerber Workplace Lawyer
Karl Gerber, Workplace lawyers gets Star Light into Rhemus Helms' Day 3 of 6 Halloween Party. She is dressed like Star Bright. They find Hinita Orchid Helms in an underground phallic shaped bunker lying in a state of boredom. Star Light attempts to resurrect her with a Ouija Board while singing the Time Warp. This causes Gerber and Star Light to land on the 1939 Pine Needle Ski Slope in Universal City. They proceed to rescue a gay man who was fired due to his sexual orientation and physically ejected from a bar he worked at along Highway 101 (Ventura Boulevard). Star Light gets a job as a B-Drinker in a joint on Bunker Hill where she has to climb 100 stairs to enter. She is sexually harassed and they decide to leave 1939. Gerber expects his logic skills will bring them to back to his home in 2018, but Star Light makes him lose his concentration and focus on his costume suit from 1950 he wore to Rhemus Helms' party. They land in 1950 where Gerber helps a noir mystery writer ghost write by leaving radio and film scripts. Star Light gets a job at Charley Foy's Supper Club in Sherman Oaks. They attempt to leave 1950, but end up in 1959. In 1959 Gerber assists with the Petermann appeal which establishes the forebearings for wrongful termination in California. The show ends with Hinita Orchid Helms resurrected due to the story. Star Light was played by Cindy D. who recounted the escapade because Star Light immediately disappeared after resurrecting her friend who died of boredom at XIo415.
11 Year Pregnancy - Karl Gerber Workplace Lawyer Show, Comedy Radio KABC AM790 10-21-18
Tinita Gravita I has been accommodated at Organic Ostrich during her lengthy pregnancy which turns out to be 11 years. Apparently she lost a game of office chair wars and had to engage in activities with a Skinlit. The fixer has pulled the strings to her chair, but she was denied the accommodation of having a miniature pony pull her into the hallway where she could watch the dog races. She claims her baby used to be larger before Meche Ga Dogman's pit bull Mean Bull ate part of her baby.
Dog Fights and Races at Food Manufacturer - Episode 26 - Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show
Meche Ga Dogma thinks she is fired from her job because she served on a jury. The job is at Organic Ostrich the makers of soy drums that contain 90% feather feed. Ms. Dogma brings her pit bulls to the live KABC AM 790 radio show. The dogs roam the studio, destroy a leather couch, and bark throughout the show. It is determined that Organic Ostrich was shut down due to the employees bringing in their dogs. The fixer took bets on jale jale races and dog fights. The jury trial Ms. Dogma attended turns out to be the Rosa Santos Rosenstein v. Lisa Glickman trial for Rosa not receiving controlled standby. A mistrial is declared when Rhemus Helms and Molly Machete ride horses into the jury room where they plan to joist in order to determine who the foreperson of the jury will be. This is modern radio comedy at its best.
Who is the Emperor of the Inland Empire? - Episode 25 - Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show
Comedy Radio heard live on KABC AM790 October 7, 2018. An Inland Empire woman is fired from her job for leaving work to vote in the uptenth runoff election for the Assistant Dope Waxer in Hell Hole Palms. Many, "Big" issues are discussed including who might be the emperor of the Inland Empire, the beach community at Moreno Beach, and the largest warehouse in Fontana which happens to be the Rhemus Helms Worldwide Distribution Center.