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Episode 61: Retro Cruising Van Nuys Blvd.

Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show Episode 61 Father's Day Special - Retro Los Angeles cruising on Van Nuys Boulevard, Whittier Boulevard, and Hollywood Boulevard. The Saugus Speedway, San Fernando Speedway, dragsters, rodsters, hot rods, Tony Nancy's Bitchin' Stichin', classic cars. Muscle, mopar, low riders, vanspolitation movies, and The Gerber Boys talk about career goals.

Episode 60: Famous Landline Sex Phone Operator (Cindy D.) Interview KABC AM 790 Los Angeles 6-9-19

Episode 60 in Which Cindy D., the Most Famous Telephone Sex Operator, discusses a two girl Muscular Dystrophy Fund Raiser she did in Delicious Devine's bedroom, and her hire back at Underground Operators where she now illegally receives a less than minimum wage because she receives a percent of the customer's spend for each phone sex call. The 25% tariff on landline phone sex operators in China and Mexico is thoroughly covered, but we missed the boat on comparing and contrasting landline phone sex lines and the price of plantain under Fidel Castro. The Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show heard every Sunday from 7-8 PM on KABC AM 790 Los Angeles. The most outrageous sketch comedy on commercial radio

Episode 59: Aging Child Actress Later in Rhemus Helms Porno Accused of Not Aging Gracefully

Recorded on KABC AM790 Los Angeles 6-2-19, the Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show. The law is real, the hilarious comedy is not. Angel had bit parts during the late 1960s and early 1970s, and never moved on. She carries an advertisement from a pre-1975 free newspaper (the Recycler) in which she can barely be seen. Unquestionably, she has not aged gracefully. Notwithstanding, was it age discrimination for her manager to agree? Take this journey in retro sketch comedy with a tinge of employment law. Program airs every Sunday from 7-8PM and is live streamed on Youtube.

Episode 58: Dombass and the Mayor of Simpleton

Karl Gerber is concerned the incompetent employment defense lawyer Dombass showed up to the studio because the Mayor of Los Angeles is scheduled to come in. The mayor shows up. Gerber challenges his absence one out of every three days during his first term and the homeless crisis. After Gerber gives a Helms foundation's five billion in funding and 14 inches of endowment sponsorship plug, the situation begins to degenerate, but the mayor agrees to stay to talk about trade tariffs and the effect on Port of Los Angeles jobs, the MTA, and teacher's pay, but Gerber challenges the mayor's prep school background and tenuous claims about being Mexican. Dombass wants to talk about the OJ Simpson trial, but the mayor declares it passe. Gerber and Dombass can't hold it together, and the mayor flips them off after it is determined he is really the Mayor of Simpleton, he's a simpleton, and Gerber cannot fact check a single guest. This hoax comedy was broadcast live 5-26-19 on AM790 KABC. The Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer who is sketch comedy, of the outrageous fashion broadcast from 7-8 PM every Sunday.

Episode 57: Ambiguous European Hair Stylist Has Woman Wash Clients' Big Toe & Has Dying Customers

Sasha is a tenant at a tiny hair salon with a lady who kneels in front of the toilet where customers sit when their big toes are washed. Mediators standing outside in trench coats are available to close all negotiations for the price of salon services which are always negotiated. Sasha is Eastern European, but denied being from every country in Eastern Europe. Star Bright calls in to report a major development in the dynamic new field of sanitary napkin database management. The script takes a bathroom break. Sasha loses her ambiguous European accent and it becomes apparent she is an American hick notwithstanding her earlier claim she would not qualify for admittance into the US with the new proposed immigration policy even though she doesn't pay taxes, but rather because she cannot speak English well. This outrageous, hilarious, over the top comedy sketch was done live on KABC AM790 5-19-19 with two people who used all types of voices.

Episode 56: Karl travels Back in Time to 1940's Los Angeles Ambassador Hotel

Hilarious comedy, and then time travel. Griffith Park Observatory to Ambassador Hotel and Coconut Grove 1940s. Discussions on vintage fashion, old celebrities, and Los Angeles. Learn about the Ambassador Hotel and sex discrimination on this Mother's Day Episode of 5-12-19

Episode 55: Hero (not super hero) Sandwich Discovers Accounting Irregularities with Growing Toupees

Over the top comedy in which a hero sandwich who has a weird super power realizes his employer Miserly Cakes, Weird Shaped Pastas, and Tested Toilet Plungers has purchased close to 5 Billion dollars worth of ever growing berber toupees, that are actually nylon, from the evil Myron Alfombra pronounced Matting but spelled M'N'M. Because these toupees are ever growing are Governor Newsom has banned in California the hero sandwich and Gerber theorize Matting these never shipped ever growing toupees (due to their growth) could bring down the democratic order if shipped to a foreign country. The hero sandwich's powers involve being able to hear things. He heard Myron Alfombra pronounced Matting, but spelled M'N'M, talking about $5 billion for steel and concrete. Gerber vows to check his sources in the cement and steel industry. This is the most outrageous, over the top scripted comedy on commercial radio and perhaps anywhere at this time. It is a weekly series involving ongoing situations such as the ever growing toupees and Rhemus Helms who made his fortune from his genital being infringed. Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show Episode 55 May 5, 2019 Heard on KABC AM790 Sundays 7-8 PM.

Episode 54: World Famous Nuru Nurse Nazuki Talks About the Intricacies of a Nuru Massage

On the Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show heard on AM790 KABC Los Angeles Sundays 7-8 PM PST, World Famous Nuru Nurse Nazuki explains her nuru nurses are tenants. These tenants live in the showers and massage rooms that at present are only separated by painter's plastic due to the clinic remodel. Nazuki explains her daughter Hinita Orchid Helms has died several times, and in order to keep her from dying of boredom she speaks in broken English notwithstanding the fact she is an Oxford graduate in erotic literature with an emphasis on Asian erotica. The laughs do not stop on this one. Nazuki admits Ikuki (one of the tenants) is a workplace food thief. She stole a dancing squid which happens to be a recently dead squid who still has muscle control even though it is brain dead. The squid dances when soy sauce is squirted on the squid. It is also determined the chair Hinita Orchid Helms was conceived in has gone to the Smithsonian, and so the chair Dombass sits in the office he rents in the back of Nuzuki's massage parlor is a fake. This is hilarious comedy you need to listen to. There is nothing like it on any radio station.

Episode 53: The Easter Bunny Who Drank 18 Troughs of Wine on Seder 18 Years Ago

Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show broadcast live on 4-21-19 on KABC AM790 Los Angeles heard from 7-8 PM PST and always live streamed on YouTube. The Easter Bunny appears on this Easter comedy show. It is determined that during dental school he broke and entered 18 Orthodox homes on the Sabbath, during Passover and drank 18 troughs of Kosher for Pesach wine. However, his transformation into a rabbit is also attributed to carrots an opthalmologist at USC gave him. This busy bunny works both as a children's dentist for the Dr. Dentin (who happens to be Lisa Glickman's daughter's dentist), and also as the Easter Bunny of Rhemus Helms Cosplay Ostrich Ranch. This is today's most brilliant sketch comedy. Over the top, live comedy. Absurd, outlandish, and crazy.

Episode 51: Phone Sex Operator Suffers a Shower Injury & Is Sexually Harassed

Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show Broadcast 4-7-19 on KABC AM790. Sketch comedy with a twinge of employment law. Cindy D., a famous phone sex operator who also works on Rhemus Helm's cosplay ostrich ranch as Mistress Lubov (hear episodes 3, Cosplay Sexual Harassment Episode 5, and 21 where she also appeared) talks about an injury she suffered laying a bed in a nuru massage clinic. She then talks about being sexually harassed at various casting calls including by a former client named Dirty Daddy, and also by a polygamist and his third wife who happens to be bisexual because the polygamist happened to call Cindy D. from a vacation trailer in Pacoima for the bachelor party of a friend who was about to enter into his sixth marriage.

Episode 50: Hick complains of job termination from fly swatting job & claims she is a, "Thing"

Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Episode 50 broadcast on AM790 KABC 3-31-19. A Trump loving hick appears. She aspires to start a permanent finger tattoo business with designs of the president's hairdo Myron Alfombra pronounced Matting but spelled M'N'M does, and other hick designs. She was fired from a 2-3 day job in which she spent 75% of her time swatting flies, often into the food. White trash dishes are discussed. She also claims to live on a fourble board in Oildale. She claims she is a descendant of the thing that came up during an oil drilling in 1928 and was recounted on a Quiet Please, Quiet Please 1948 episode. It turns out the guest was really Star Light pulling another one of her stunts. This is sketch comedy on the edge, and probably offending somebody.

Episode 49: Father Rishi Yodinsky & The Russian Face Slapping Champion KABC AM790 3-24-19

Dombass invalidly subpoenas Father Rishi Yodinsky (Father Rye for Short) to the Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show heard on AM790 KABC, Los Angeles. Father Rishi Yodinsky suggets legislating out rain because it is like a drug to California poppies. He explains his employees prefer to take their 10 minute uninterrupted rest breaks in the solitude of the caskets in his mortuary. The 2017 Kiev face slapping champion calls in with an international employment issue. It turns out his face was bruised during a face slapping match or championship (he didn't specify). He went to an apprentice embalmer which sounds like the imposter from Episodes 48 and 34. This is sketch comedy, performed live every Sunday from 7-8 PM Pacific Time.