Episode 51: Phone Sex Operator Suffers a Shower Injury & Is Sexually Harassed
Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show Broadcast 4-7-19 on KABC AM790. Sketch comedy with a twinge of employment law. Cindy D., a famous phone sex operator who also works on Rhemus Helm's cosplay ostrich ranch as Mistress Lubov (hear episodes 3, Cosplay Sexual Harassment Episode 5, and 21 where she also appeared) talks about an injury she suffered laying a bed in a nuru massage clinic. She then talks about being sexually harassed at various casting calls including by a former client named Dirty Daddy, and also by a polygamist and his third wife who happens to be bisexual because the polygamist happened to call Cindy D. from a vacation trailer in Pacoima for the bachelor party of a friend who was about to enter into his sixth marriage.
Episode 50: Hick complains of job termination from fly swatting job & claims she is a, "Thing"
Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Episode 50 broadcast on AM790 KABC 3-31-19. A Trump loving hick appears. She aspires to start a permanent finger tattoo business with designs of the president's hairdo Myron Alfombra pronounced Matting but spelled M'N'M does, and other hick designs. She was fired from a 2-3 day job in which she spent 75% of her time swatting flies, often into the food. White trash dishes are discussed. She also claims to live on a fourble board in Oildale. She claims she is a descendant of the thing that came up during an oil drilling in 1928 and was recounted on a Quiet Please, Quiet Please 1948 episode. It turns out the guest was really Star Light pulling another one of her stunts. This is sketch comedy on the edge, and probably offending somebody.
Episode 49: Father Rishi Yodinsky & The Russian Face Slapping Champion KABC AM790 3-24-19
Dombass invalidly subpoenas Father Rishi Yodinsky (Father Rye for Short) to the Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show heard on AM790 KABC, Los Angeles. Father Rishi Yodinsky suggets legislating out rain because it is like a drug to California poppies. He explains his employees prefer to take their 10 minute uninterrupted rest breaks in the solitude of the caskets in his mortuary. The 2017 Kiev face slapping champion calls in with an international employment issue. It turns out his face was bruised during a face slapping match or championship (he didn't specify). He went to an apprentice embalmer which sounds like the imposter from Episodes 48 and 34. This is sketch comedy, performed live every Sunday from 7-8 PM Pacific Time.
Episode 48 : Imposter Appears on the Show after he Tried the Mortuary Business
An imposter who achieved the rank crackerjack mountebank in the imposter's union attempts a late life job change as an apprentice embalmer for Father Rishi Yodinksy's mortuary. Despite traveling to Indonesia where bodies of the rich remain at home for years before they are unburied after three years, the imposter has difficulty performing the detail work of an embalmer, and he decides to cheat along the way paying USC $5,000,000 for an embalmer's certificate and impersonating the dead. This comedy sketch was performed live Radio on AM790 Los Angeles where the Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show airs every Sunday from 7-8 PM. This is the funniest, over the top, outrageous scripted comedy show on American radio in 2019.
Episode 47: Remodel of Dombass' Office in a Nuru Massage Clinic
Dombass, the disreputable employment defense lawyer appears on this comedy sketch of the Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show heard on KABC AM 790 from 7-8 PM Sunday nights. His office, of which the front is a nuru massage clinic, is being remodeled. The General Contractor has used painter's plastic to divide the nuru massage rooms during the remodel. The ceiling has been removed. Although Dombass is slightly distracted by certain sights including things danging, and beautiful moaning noises from the masseuses, he is picking off the general contractor's workers who who have various wage disputes with the general contract, and Dombass is representing them. Gerber continues to be amazed by Dombass' practices and lack of knowledge of employment law. Aired on live commercial radio in Los Angeles, California March 10, 2019.
Episode 46: Star Bright appears on the Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show
Sketch Comedy - Star Bright discusses her husband, Chap Shtick's job termination when Myron Alfombra pronounced Matting and spelled M'N'M got in between the 4 inch metal studs and drywall at the floor in the Century City Twin Towers where Chap Shtick managed the world's largest database of sanitary napkins. It is learned that a national emergency and the War Powers Act was used to take control of the database. However, it appears Myron Alfombra's work resulted in an 8-inch floppy disk (from 1976-1979) of information which could not possibly contain much of anything. Star Bright and Gerber theorize this is why the high end nuclear summit earlier in the week abruptly stopped.
Episode 45: 1978 Oscar Edition
Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer's guest was allegedly snubbed at the Oscars so she decided to appear on this KABC AM 79 radio show. The actress offers Gerber seltzer from a bottle she did not buy at Fedco, but bought at Akron. Gerber is not drugged, but as a Los Angeles historian plays along and proceeds to read Oscar wins from 1978. The actress recounts sexual harassment that occurred late '77 to early '78 by an Oscar worthy director who owned a 1970 Mercedes SEL, but in the 450SL she was glad she brushed her teeth after the ol' finger in the mouth technique at Le Dome. Apparently the director explained the symbolism of the sanitary napkin database but not the ever growing berber toupee that is actually nylon. The hot spots and hot things of 1978 Los Angeles are covered including Flipper's Roller Disco, La Scala, and Topanga. In the end, the director left his Mercedes at LAX and the studio failed to act. Listen closely. All historic events are 100% accurate down to what bands played at the Starwood and when Petro rationing stopped in the UK.
Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer's weekly guest approved, accredited, and vented by Rhemus Helms and Fred Lines formerly of the LAUSD, is an impostor for PETA. He worked in Indonesia unclogging civet cats so they can properly poop out Kopi Luwak coffee beans which sell for $149 a pound. He also organized search parties for Jacu droppings in Brazil, and used Myron Alfombra pronounced Matting and spelled M'N'M's tampoume to vacuum up pellet shaped pills one of the Dr. Zhivago's sold to a subsidiary of Adin & Elvira (the infringer of Rhemus Helm's penis). This particular guest, Sedwick vows to bring down Adin & Elvira because he is a disgruntled ex-employee who found the job intolerable and had to quit because they failed to mail him a year end w-2 which would have enabled him to get a tax refund and buy his 91 year old grand pops the coral reef model of Alfombra's ever growing berber toupee that is actually nylon and comes in an orange, hot pink, and white stripes.
Contractor IDs Employees by Tattoos & Leaves Thin Painter's Plastic Between Nuru Massage Rooms
A general contractor appears on the Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show. He pretends the workers are not his employees because his foreman pays them. Gerber explains labor laws and social security tax withholdings are national laws not unique to California. We learn Myron Alfombra pronounced Matting and spelled M'N'M has decided a stucco mix is the best means of manufacturing the ever growing sanitary napkin that will become US policy. It is also disclosed the general contractor might be sound proofing the nuru massage clinic in which Dombass has an office in back.
Episode 42 : Super Bowl Grape Ball Player makes a guest appearance
Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer thinks he has a three time Super Bowl player on his show. The guest has an alleged head injury and it goes down hill from there. The guest believes his brain can be congealed through a minotaur head piece sold as if it was 75 pounds of pure silver. It turns out Myron Alfombra pronouced Matting and spelled M'N'M sold him the head piece which just happens to cover a coral reef model of the ever growing berber toupee that is actually nylon. FYI the coral reef model is orange, bright pink, and white. JO selected a cute little o and pencil loop model. There is mass confusion on the show and many different accents and voices. It turns out JO never played for the Dallas Cowboys. Instead he was a big time grape ball player which is a sport in which grapes are pitched at 180 miles an hour at the player's finger. This sport was first covered on Episode 29 of the Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show. If this was not enough, it turns out the regulation player's helmet for JO's team is a derby green felt hat bought at Party City around St. Patrick's Day.
Episode 41 : Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show Workplace Investigator Molly Machete Wants to Help
Allegedly neutral workplace investigator, Molly Machete (last appeared on Episode 17) wants Karl Gerber, Workplace lawyer to help her bust a slave labor organization. Gerber agrees to help Machete if she will help him bring down Myron Alfombra pronounced Matting and spelled M'n'M. The slave labor organization turns out to be Sunshine's, "Family."
Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Episode 40 KABC AM 790 : Weird Guests on Sketch Comedy
A guest who was supposed to be Polish turns out to talk like a Jamaican. She describes the strike and shutdown of the pallet operation that puts Kopi Luwak coffee beans in tiny zippers embedded in .10 of an inch thick pallets. P a J Butt Crack, III turns out to be person who makes the insertions between shifts. When he found out Brendon Goose was fired when he called in 34 minutes late because he work up from a coma and had West Nile Virus P a J Butt Crack, III stops coming to work. The second guest, Sunshine exists at a Yogi collective run by her, "Family." She seems stuck in the 1960s or early 1970s believing Hate Man, Father Yod, and The Source are in the now. It is determined she took the same potion the stewardesses on Retro Air took to never age. Gerber refers her to Rhemus Helms' cosplay ostrich ranch.
Episode 39 : Brendon Goose is in a Coma, Calls Work 34 Minutes After Shift & is Fired. Comedy Radio
Brendon Goose appears on the Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show 1-13-19 broadcast on KABC AM 790. Brendon Goose claims he was fired from his job because he had West Nile Virus he picked up while camping at the Salton Sea on a fishing trip in which all of his catches were dead. Although he called who he thought was his employer within minutes after waking up for a coma he was first accused of being a no-call-no show. A third-party claims administrator administrated his Family Medical Leave but they put a question mark by the name of his employer. Despite calling Jimbo who explained why the pallet manufacturer puts tiny zippers in the pallets Wot aka Brendon Goose installed at work, Jimbo wasn't privacy to the name of the employer. Gerber resolves to sue the employer and find out who wrongfully terminated Brendon Goose.
Episode 38 : Famous Doctor on Talk Radio is Not a Doctor
A syndicated talk show host appears, but Gerber thought the radio talk show personality, Dr. Zhivago was a man. Apparently only the graveyard Dr. Zhivago in the Midwest is a man. Because Dr. Zhivago will not commit the talk radio death knell of pre-recording. Dr. Zhivago is played by different people in different areas of the country, and even at different hours of the day. Dr. Zhivago explains her real name is Zyganhaus, but people started calling her Zhivago by mistake. It also appears the world is mistaken that she is an actual doctor. She does not look a day over under 40, but she claims the tutoring services of Gerber's brother in 1987 enabled her to obtain a C in Chemistry the third time she took it. This admits this was reflective of her future medical career. Gerber realizes her professional license is notary public when he asks to see her professional license. She, however, claims she is a doctor of divinity. Gerber decides he wants to restrain her shows which mainly consist of selling pills of interesting colors. Dr. Zhivago claims she is from Orange County, but she sounds like Edith Bunker. It is also disclosed that Queens Carpets is one of Dr. Zhivago's 11 sponsors on her average show. Nothing makes sense. Has another impostor been sent Gerber's way?