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Episode 60: Famous Landline Sex Phone Operator (Cindy D.) Interview KABC AM 790 Los Angeles 6-9-19
Episode 60 in Which Cindy D., the Most Famous Telephone Sex Operator, discusses a two girl Muscular Dystrophy Fund Raiser she did in Delicious Devine's bedroom, and her hire back at Underground Operators where she now illegally receives a less than minimum wage because she receives a percent of the customer's spend for each phone sex call. The 25% tariff on landline phone sex operators in China and Mexico is thoroughly covered, but we missed the boat on comparing and contrasting landline phone sex lines and the price of plantain under Fidel Castro. The Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show heard every Sunday from 7-8 PM on KABC AM 790 Los Angeles. The most outrageous sketch comedy on commercial radio
Episode 59: Aging Child Actress Later in Rhemus Helms Porno Accused of Not Aging Gracefully
Recorded on KABC AM790 Los Angeles 6-2-19, the Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show. The law is real, the hilarious comedy is not. Angel had bit parts during the late 1960s and early 1970s, and never moved on. She carries an advertisement from a pre-1975 free newspaper (the Recycler) in which she can barely be seen. Unquestionably, she has not aged gracefully. Notwithstanding, was it age discrimination for her manager to agree? Take this journey in retro sketch comedy with a tinge of employment law. Program airs every Sunday from 7-8PM and is live streamed on Youtube.
Episode 58: Dombass and the Mayor of Simpleton
Karl Gerber is concerned the incompetent employment defense lawyer Dombass showed up to the studio because the Mayor of Los Angeles is scheduled to come in. The mayor shows up. Gerber challenges his absence one out of every three days during his first term and the homeless crisis. After Gerber gives a Helms foundation's five billion in funding and 14 inches of endowment sponsorship plug, the situation begins to degenerate, but the mayor agrees to stay to talk about trade tariffs and the effect on Port of Los Angeles jobs, the MTA, and teacher's pay, but Gerber challenges the mayor's prep school background and tenuous claims about being Mexican. Dombass wants to talk about the OJ Simpson trial, but the mayor declares it passe. Gerber and Dombass can't hold it together, and the mayor flips them off after it is determined he is really the Mayor of Simpleton, he's a simpleton, and Gerber cannot fact check a single guest. This hoax comedy was broadcast live 5-26-19 on AM790 KABC. The Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer who is sketch comedy, of the outrageous fashion broadcast from 7-8 PM every Sunday.
Episode 57: Ambiguous European Hair Stylist Has Woman Wash Clients' Big Toe & Has Dying Customers
Sasha is a tenant at a tiny hair salon with a lady who kneels in front of the toilet where customers sit when their big toes are washed. Mediators standing outside in trench coats are available to close all negotiations for the price of salon services which are always negotiated. Sasha is Eastern European, but denied being from every country in Eastern Europe. Star Bright calls in to report a major development in the dynamic new field of sanitary napkin database management. The script takes a bathroom break. Sasha loses her ambiguous European accent and it becomes apparent she is an American hick notwithstanding her earlier claim she would not qualify for admittance into the US with the new proposed immigration policy even though she doesn't pay taxes, but rather because she cannot speak English well. This outrageous, hilarious, over the top comedy sketch was done live on KABC AM790 5-19-19 with two people who used all types of voices.
Episode 56: Karl travels Back in Time to 1940's Los Angeles Ambassador Hotel
Hilarious comedy, and then time travel. Griffith Park Observatory to Ambassador Hotel and Coconut Grove 1940s. Discussions on vintage fashion, old celebrities, and Los Angeles. Learn about the Ambassador Hotel and sex discrimination on this Mother's Day Episode of 5-12-19
Episode 55: Hero (not super hero) Sandwich Discovers Accounting Irregularities with Growing Toupees
Over the top comedy in which a hero sandwich who has a weird super power realizes his employer Miserly Cakes, Weird Shaped Pastas, and Tested Toilet Plungers has purchased close to 5 Billion dollars worth of ever growing berber toupees, that are actually nylon, from the evil Myron Alfombra pronounced Matting but spelled M'N'M. Because these toupees are ever growing are Governor Newsom has banned in California the hero sandwich and Gerber theorize Matting these never shipped ever growing toupees (due to their growth) could bring down the democratic order if shipped to a foreign country. The hero sandwich's powers involve being able to hear things. He heard Myron Alfombra pronounced Matting, but spelled M'N'M, talking about $5 billion for steel and concrete. Gerber vows to check his sources in the cement and steel industry. This is the most outrageous, over the top scripted comedy on commercial radio and perhaps anywhere at this time. It is a weekly series involving ongoing situations such as the ever growing toupees and Rhemus Helms who made his fortune from his genital being infringed. Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show Episode 55 May 5, 2019 Heard on KABC AM790 Sundays 7-8 PM.
Episode 54: World Famous Nuru Nurse Nazuki Talks About the Intricacies of a Nuru Massage
On the Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show heard on AM790 KABC Los Angeles Sundays 7-8 PM PST, World Famous Nuru Nurse Nazuki explains her nuru nurses are tenants. These tenants live in the showers and massage rooms that at present are only separated by painter's plastic due to the clinic remodel. Nazuki explains her daughter Hinita Orchid Helms has died several times, and in order to keep her from dying of boredom she speaks in broken English notwithstanding the fact she is an Oxford graduate in erotic literature with an emphasis on Asian erotica. The laughs do not stop on this one. Nazuki admits Ikuki (one of the tenants) is a workplace food thief. She stole a dancing squid which happens to be a recently dead squid who still has muscle control even though it is brain dead. The squid dances when soy sauce is squirted on the squid. It is also determined the chair Hinita Orchid Helms was conceived in has gone to the Smithsonian, and so the chair Dombass sits in the office he rents in the back of Nuzuki's massage parlor is a fake. This is hilarious comedy you need to listen to. There is nothing like it on any radio station.
Episode 53: The Easter Bunny Who Drank 18 Troughs of Wine on Seder 18 Years Ago
Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show broadcast live on 4-21-19 on KABC AM790 Los Angeles heard from 7-8 PM PST and always live streamed on YouTube. The Easter Bunny appears on this Easter comedy show. It is determined that during dental school he broke and entered 18 Orthodox homes on the Sabbath, during Passover and drank 18 troughs of Kosher for Pesach wine. However, his transformation into a rabbit is also attributed to carrots an opthalmologist at USC gave him. This busy bunny works both as a children's dentist for the Dr. Dentin (who happens to be Lisa Glickman's daughter's dentist), and also as the Easter Bunny of Rhemus Helms Cosplay Ostrich Ranch. This is today's most brilliant sketch comedy. Over the top, live comedy. Absurd, outlandish, and crazy.