Hunt for Soldier's genital; mother of phone sex & ASMR porn stars makes genitals
In the theme of Dragnet and Scooby Doo, the search for the Soldier’s genital takes the gang (Karl Gerber Workplace Lawyer, Cindy D. the Most Famous English Speaking Landline Phone Sex Operator in the World, Dr. D. the mother of Cindy D but probably not Reverb the Whisper Porn Legend who makes men orgasm with only her voice, Dombass the incompetent employment defense lawyer, Reverb, and the Soldier) to a children’s hospital where the Soldier’s genital was last seen (prior to Dr. Goldman trying to fix it after the soldier’s minor sexual injury when he got stuck in the Cindy D. sex robot became a major sexual injury because an apprentice embalmer the Imposter tried to fix things because the Soldier is a strong proponent of the Unhealthy Families Act and lacked medical insurance). Jamie, the general contractor, appears at the hospital where he had volunteered his time to build a circus wagon for the kids in the spirit of the holidays. He shows off the rollers on drawers he built for the hospital on a paid job and it becomes apparent the genital is in one of the drawers. The scavenger hunt for the Soldier’s genital turns into a game of hide-and-go-seek. Eventually Jamie throws the genital towards Gerber, but it is dropped on the floor because Gerber declines to touch the package wrapped in tinfoil. The Helms Foundation analyzes the product and determines it is not in fact the Soldier’s. An attempt to recreate the genital based upon Cindy D. re-run phone sex calls with the Solider occurs when Cindy D.’s husband Cemex makes an over 1,000 pound concrete mold that Jamie takes up from the hospital’s loading dock on his skid steer. There is some discussion about whether the large sculpture is to scale before it is determined it is completely inaccurate because the Soldier like many people involved in landline phone sex calls gave inaccurate descriptions of his part. Cindy D. is concerned Cemex will have to repay his employer for wasting 25 or more boxes of Cement All (valued at over $1,000) on making the mold. Gerber is concerned there is no way to get the sculpture out of the children’s hospital because Jamie has taken his skid steer/loader away. Rhemus Helms offers to buy the product, and Gerber refuses to broker the deal. As all hope is fading in reuniting the Soldier with his genital before Christmas a call comes in on what Dombass is referring to as the Mystery Van’s speaker phone. The call is from the Soldier’s former commanding officer. It is determined Myron Alfombra Pronounced Matting, but spelled M’N’M is holding the genital for hostage in the same place the Iraqi chemicals and weapons of mass destruction are that the United States and Britain could not find in 2003 and 2004. The quid pro quo is supposed to be Gerber for the genital. The story ends with Gerber driving the gang to Los Angeles International Airport and hoping he loses them. It is widely believed this episode may be the funniest comedy sketch of 2019. Last week’s show was recorded along with this show in order to win this rank and more people listened to Episode 84 broadcast November 23, 2019 on KABC AM790 than anything else on the radio over the weekend in Los Angeles. The internet traffic to Episode 84 has also been groundbreaking. This is Episode 85 Broadcast 11-30-19 in Los Angeles, California. This it the most outrageous, edgy, over the top comedy broadcast anywhere in 2019. Get in on the trend. Subscribe to this channel or listen from 7-8 PM Saturdays.
Soldier needs new genital; mother of phone sex & ASMR porn stars makes genitals
Dr. D., the mother of Cindy D. the Most Famous English Speaking Landline Phone Sex Operator and maybe Reverb the Whisper Porn legend who makes people orgasm with the sound of her voice is contacted by Gerber because the Soldier (The Federal Whistle Blower) who got stuck in the not very good Cindy D. sex robot suffered a minor sexual injury only temporarily relieved when he went to the Glendale Lucky 7 which is not an authorized Nuru Massage Clinic of Nazuki the World Famous Nuru Nurse who operates the Lucky 7 Tarzana (actually in Reseda). The minor sexual injury caused by getting stuck during the battle of the sex robots at the ever growing berber toupee factory where they are actually nylon was recounted on Episode 82 became a major sexual injury when the Soldier sought out medical treatment from the apprentice embalmer (on previous episodes) because the soldier is a strong proponent of the Unhealthy Families Act. Apparently Dr. Goldman, the husband of Mindy Goldman (the overprotective mother from Episode 66 who hid under the bed to make sure her eldest's son's 1st time was safe), simply had to help when he saw what the apprentice embalmer/imposter did. However, Dr. Goldman is a facial surgeon for children including when he volunteers in war torn countries. Things were, "Miniaturized," or were they? This ends up being a story line that continues into the next three episodes. While truly bizarre issues of an often sexual nature are on the surface there is much more to this story including heavy political overtures which are making this radio show the international go to for the most brazen social and political commentary on the United States. This episode features the overprotective mother, the Soldier, Cindy D., Reverb, Dr. D., Dombass the incompetent employment defense lawyer with a desk in the parking lot of the Lucky 7 Tarzana, and Mindy Goldman the overprotective mother (her part was in the beginning of this show which got cut out of this live stream). This is the stepped up, multi-voice actor episode that will now be forthcoming. Listening to the bizarre characters interact is fantastic. This is the craziest, most outrageous, edgy, campy, and weird comedy on radio or anywhere else. We believe this episode and the next will go down as being the funniest comedy sketches of 2019. This is the Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show scripted weekly and heard on KABC AM790 Los Angeles from 7-8 PM on Saturday. This is Episode 84 of the Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show broadcast on 11-23-19.
Newb knocked unconscious by yoga butt - crazy comedy KABC AM790 Karl Gerber Workplace Lawyer Show
Cat fight between exercising millennial and overprotective mother. First, Newb (the millennial) talks about running up credit card debt, and educational debt for a bachelors certificate in medicine from Regional University (no campus) finally goes to work at age 30. She walks into a surgery to complain about her paycheck, and is ultimately fired from her job. Mindy Rickels, the daughter of the famous imposter of Don Rickels, famous for hiding under her eldest son's bed to make sure everything was safe during his first time, comes into the medical facility to deliver papers for her husband's luncheon speech. Newb treats her rudely and Mrs. Mindy Goldman's rear end makes contact with Newb's head. The same events play out again at Gerber's office when Mindy Goldman finds out Newb is there. A cat fight ensues in the alley behind Karl Gerber's law office. Mrs. Goldman's 15 year old son persuades Newb to let Mindy go to her overprotective parents anonymous meeting for his sake so Mindy won't hide under his bed during his first time in a few years. This is the most outrageous, over the top comedy on commercial radio or elsewhere. It is scripted weekly and heard on KABC AM790 Los Angeles from 7-8 PM on Saturday or Sunday nights depending on whether there is an USC football game. Characters such as the over protective mother re-appear. This is Episode 83 of the Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show broadcast live 11-17-19.
Federal whistle blower gun fight with sex robots comedy KABC AM790 Karl Gerber Workplace Lawyer
Soldier hired to defend ever growing berber (actually nylon) toupee factory of Myron Alfombra pronounced Matting, but spelled M’N’M. Rhemus Helms sends in his sex robots and Hinita Orchid Helms’ candles that simulate the human sexual experience. The over 1,000 guards of the Russian Caek Caek front (a Russian dessert) are overrun with oversexed sex robots. The soldier from Episode 30 gets stuck in the not very good copy of the Cindy D. Robot (based upon her re-run landline phone sex calls). An orgy/machine gun battle erupts while the soldier is holding up the Cindy D. sex robot's back to the ceiling because he is stuck (there was a product liability class action due to this defect and she was recalled). He manages to snipe over 3,000 of the sex robots between their eyebrows. Myron Alfombra pronounced Matting, but spelled M’N’M has a three-way with the Commander in Chief and a prosecutor from the Ukraine. The Command in Chief threatens to withhold the 3,004 re-conditioned sex robots if the prosecutor from the Ukraine does not find dirt on his political opponent. The Ukraine prosecutor is interested in acquired these models. The soldier claims he is a Federal whistleblower due to this event. This is the craziest, most outrageous sketch comedy on radio let alone anywhere else today. This is a running series involving the most improbable guests supplied by Rhemus Helms, a man who made his fortune when his genital got infringed. This is Episode 82 of the Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show heard on KABC AM790 Saturdays from 7-8 PM if it is not preempted by a USC game and then it is heard at a different time. Stay tuned on this channel for show time information. This show was broadcast 11-9-19.
Seller of recalled Cindy D. Sex Robot Appears on Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show KABC AM790
Multi-Line salesman couldn't make it as a conspiracy theorist. He tries to advertise and sell to Gerber products that wouldn't have made it on AS SEEN ON TV. First, he tries to sell a double edged mushroom knife. Then a three knotted scarf to protect a dog's nose from sunburn before he moves onto his crown jewel. Although the not very good Cindy D. sex robot (based upon her rerun landline phone sex calls) has been recalled by the Helms Corporation because of the class action lawsuit involving, "Men getting stuck" this salesman is willing to let her go with a money back guarantee and 9.99% financing if Gerber has a FICO score of over 720; otherwise 114% financing. Gerber explains Cindy D. is his colleague on this crazy radio show so he isn't interested, but feels the robot has already been used and will be used repetitively if the buyer returns her due to a lack of satisfaction, or a failure to qualify for financing. It is then disclosed the sale man is also a conspiracy theorist. He ends up believing Gerber is merely a holographic image of Bobby Kennedy. This is an Infomercial/Conspiracy theory, sales parody on Episode 81 of The Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show. This is the weirdest, edgiest, over the top, outrageous sketch comedy on commercial radio. If you like Benny Hill, the Original Saturday Night Live Cast, Frank Zappa, the Kentucky Fried Movie, Cheech & Chong or John Waters this is the show for you. It airs on Sunday nights from 7-8 PM if it is not on Saturday nights from 7-8 PST. on KABC AM790 Los Angeles.
Mother of Phone Sex Operator & Maybe ASMR Whisper Porn Legend on Karl Gerber Workplace Lawyer Show
Episode 80 KABC AM 790 Comedy Radio. Karl Gerber gets Cindy D.'s mother to appear so he can find out if she is also the mother of Reverb the ASMR Whisper Porn personality whose voice makes people spontaneously orgasm. It turns out Cindy D.'s mother is the scientist who invented the sex organs Rhemus Helms used for his procreating sex robots. However, the Helms Corporation probably made modification because the sex organs were not intended to be mounted in anything, or procreate as sex robots. This is the most outlandish over the top comedy on commercial radio. This is the Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show on KABC AM790.
Episode 79: Nuru Massage App for Senior Citizens
World Famous Nuru Nurse, Nazuki plunges into gig economy by rolling out an App for Cricket phones so seniors can get nuru massages with a click. Live show of Episode 79 of the Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show KABC AM790 broadcast 10-21-19. Comedy radio with a hint of employment law and political commentary. This is the most edgy, outlandish sketch comedy on commercial radio. This is a continuing weekly series with re-appearing bizarre characters referred by Rhemus Helms who made his initial penile seed money when he sued for genital infringement (a case Gerber turned down.)
ASMR woman makes people Orgasm with her voice KABC AM790 Karl Gerber Workplace Lawyer Show
Reverb has innate ability at ASMR whisper porn which begs the question whether Rhemus Helms is her father. Episode 78 of the Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show heard on KABC AM790 7-8 PM Saturdays or Sundays depending on whether there is an USC game on Saturday that preempts the show driving it to Sunday at the same time.
House waterproofed by giant condom by Nuru massage contractor of remodeled clinic KABC Karl Gerber
Outrageous comedy discloses Jamie from Episode 23 is the contractor who used a repurposed condom to waterproof the mixed use building in the Hollywood Hills we have heard about on Episodes 70, 71, and 76. Dombass the incompetent employment defense lawyer ends up representing Jamie even though he picked off his employees to sue Jamie when Jamie was remodeling the Lucky 7 Tarzana, nuru massage clinic.
Expert Witness Invented Waterproofing From Used Condoms - Comedy radio KABC AM790 Karl Gerber
Expert witness discloses he invented recycled subterranean waterproofing made from used, spent, recycled, and repurposed male and female condoms mainly so litigants can pay him to testify it is an unhealthy and ineffective method of waterproofing buildings. This is after Karl Gerber Workplace Lawyer had 12 minutes of serious explanation what an expert witness in a legal case is. It turns out the expert witness is an expert in every field. His testimony can be bought. Unfortunately his only credible qualifications are in waterproofing. On Episode 71 Rhemus Helms, The Most Important Man of Sun Valley California, indicated he was disappointed for not inventing this type of waterproofing.
Animal Impersonator Works in Gig Economy - Comedy Radio KABC Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show
Karl Gerber discusses the new California gig economy law when a real life example of a gig economy worker comes on the show. The gig economy worker is an animal impersonator and not a pet sitter. She receives a $1.00 unlocking fee and then $.25 every 15 minutes she cozies up to a variety of animals while dressed like that animal. This is sketch comedy at its finest on Episode 75 of the Karl Gerber, Workplace Lawyer Show on KABC AM790. This is Episode 75 broadcast September 21, 2019.
Phone Sex Operator Goes to Work for NFL (National Felony League) Radio Comedy KABC
Cindy D. the most famous English speaking phone sex operator needs a break from the industry after an unauthorized sex robot was made based upon her descriptions on voyeur (re-run) phone sex calls. Product liability lawsuits ensued because men got, "Stuck." She reports she found a new job as an operator at the NFL, in their legal department. Gerber is happy to hear she is no longer working in the sex industry. However, the job is not for the National Football League's legal department. The job is at the NFL which stands for the National Felony League; although there are members who have misdemeanors. Cindy D. turns the in-coming phone lines into phone sex calls which leads to prosecutors reducing the crimes and sentences.